My Mother had my baby shoes bronzed and turned into bookends, I had my son's handprint he formed in wet ceramic clay in kindergarden bronzed as a wall plaque, but this is too much:
The Treasured Memory of TomKitten's 1st Poop
TomKat may not let you see their baby, but they were happy to have an artist create a bronzed sculpture of her doodoo — or so he says.
Daniel Edwards, the off-kilter artist who shocked many a museum-goer with his extremely detailed Britney Spears birthing sculpture just months ago, says he's created a bronze cast depicting Suri Cruise's first solid stool — and he plans to sell it on eBay for charity, the AFP reports.
The shrouded infant's prized poopy, which sits proudly on a wooden mounting, will be displayed at the Capla Kesting gallery in Brooklyn, N.Y., before it is auctioned off to benefit the March Of Dimes next month.
"A bronzed cast of baby's first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family," gallery director David Kesting said.
You can't make this sh!t up.
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