25 Most important questions ...

This is funny. I know you've been dying to know why you can't tickle yourself or whether a diet of humans is healthy or whether Jello and pineapple can be friends and a whole lot of other semi-useless, but informative things. Here is a sample:

9. What Does McDonald’s Have in Common with the CIA?

"Clowns wanted! We are looking for clowns to fit high profile, permanent positions. Must be wiling to relocate." (There's more on this.)

25 Most Important Questions, Ever

H/T: Jonah Goldberg
 

After you are done, check out this little gem .... even the name made me laugh.